I accept your Earth is sad,
Because of me,
Your icebergs are melting,
Because of me,
Your dolphins are dying,
Because of me,
Your air is poisoned,
Because of me.
I won't drive a car,
To save your icebergs,
I won't use plastic,
To save your dolphins,
And I won't breathe too much,
To save your air.
But I won't eat seeds and alga,
And if you touch my burger,
I will bite your thumb off.
And you will be sad,
Because of me.